God knows their mother never buys them anything nice. Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy.
I've sent along my last ten pounds in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren.
Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because I know you need it for those expensive family holidays you take every year.
I would have invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come.
I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my haemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Hebron is one of the oldest continually occupied cities in the world, and has been a major focus of religious worship for over two millenia.
Hebron has a long and rich Jewish history and is the site of the oldest Jewish community in the world.